Lies Men Tell.

I think it was Woody Allen that said "A man who has never lied to a woman has little consideration for her feelings" was it? I'm not really sure, buh I know it's absolutely spot on!
Quick Caveat: This is not a relationship blog or nothing like that.

So anyway, We all lie, that's a fact, okay maybe not all of us, but most of us. Sometimes it's just necessary, you know. It's the best thing to do and You just can't help it, or can you? I'm just gonna let you be the judge of that.
A man just doesn't want to hurt a woman's feeling and most times, when a woman asks a question, the true answer to their question easily could hurt those feelings, so what do you do as a guy? Yea, you damn right - YOU LIE, that's what you do.
So what I'll focus on right now is a few lies men tell women, or guys tell girls, as the case may be. Realize however that some guys could use these lines honestly and truthfully, only that it's a little, tiny bit rare. Okay, here goes.

NUMBER ONE
"I'm not like other guys, I'd never lie to you"
**Sigh**
Yea, of course mate, you'd never lie to her, because your brain has been extremely programmed by you that it converts the lies to truth..

NUMBER TWO
"I'll be there in 5 minutes"
Sure you will, you haven't even taken a bath yet.

NUMBER THREE
"I've never told anyone this before"
Hahahaha! Dear God, do girls still believe this line? Okay wait, sometimes it's true. Honestly, it is. But only sometimes. Rarely. *covers laugh*

NUMBER FOUR
"She's not half as pretty as you"
It's better we don't deceive ourselves, this is never true, she's always prettier than you. But you really, really, really do not want him to tell you that do you? I'm sure you don't so, he tells you the exact thing you want to hear. And it makes you smile, everyone is happy.

NUMBER FIVE
"No dear, you don't look fat in that. You're perfect"
LOL!! I'm just not gonna say anything about this. It may put me in a lot of trouble..

So, dear girls, whenever you hear any of this, try not to hastily judge him, cos he may be saying it just to put a smile on your face because he loves to do that.
N.B. Soon enough we will consider the lies that girls/women tell which are often a lot worse, pun not totally intended.

Till next time,, keep dreaming!!